an apple a day keeps chun's english at bay

allow me to be frank...

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:05:31 GMT

mrawr~

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:30:22 GMT

running out the door to go to work, but just to say:

i love you ♥ happy birthday, big boy. ;D

om nom nom spam -

Tue, 27 May 2008 19:28:46 GMT

WHAT IS GOING AWWWWWN? DIES.

yoosu? never leave me.

_____

Sun, 11 May 2008 12:21:30 GMT

KYAAA~ ;______; ♥

Why so cute? Whywhywhy? DDD:

I woke up at 6:50am this morning because a wasp got into my room even though both my door and window were closed? Interesting. Anyway, now it's 1:20pm and I need to SLEEP but ksihdfjsd I have to write a 2000 word report. I'll do it later. Yes I will >.>;

lmao what have i done?

Thu, 08 May 2008 09:54:21 GMT

When evaleva tells me to write YooSu badfic in Korean, who am I to refuse?

Title: 나 니 불알 삘고 싶어
Pairing: YooSu
Rating: NC-17!!!
Genre: angst/fluff/smut/crack
Language: Korean lololololol.
A/N: Lulz, don't kill me? I typed this all myself and I didn't use a translator. Any spelling mistakes are my own fault because I've had three hours sleep and OMG I'm going back to bed nao D: English translation follows the Korean. A+++ for making out in korean

XD Enjoy!

유천: 새끼, 잘 있았냐?

준수: 어쩐 일 이 야?

유천: 함석해도 될까요?

준수: 관심 없어.

유천: 어쭈, 째려 봐?

준수: 방금 뭐라고 했어?

유천: ... 넌 몸매가 예뻐.

준수: 더러운 새끼.

유천: 우리 집으로 갈래요?

준수: 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐!

유천: 그런 말은 하면 안 돼.

준수: ... 미만해! 용서해 줘.

유천: 가자! 그냥 커피 마시러 가요. 너 눈 예삐.

준수: -_- 네가 이겼어.

---

유천: 준수야 ... 너 색시해.

준수: 아이, 창피해.

유천: 부끄라워 하지 마. 나 니 엉덩이 만지고 싶어.

준수: 변태 새끼! 나 아직 총각이야.

유천: 걱정하지 마. 조심할게.

준수: 키스해 줘!

유천: 준수야... 준수야... 나 니 불알 삘고 싶어.

준수: 유천아! 간지러워!

유천: 사랑해.

준수: ...

유천: 너한텐 좋은 냄새가 나.

준수: 콘돔 안 쓰면, 안 할꺼야!

---

유천: 아, 기분 좋아!

준수: 조금만 더! 조금만 더!

유천: 나 만져 줘!

준수: 더 세게! 더 빨리!

유천: 나온다! 나온다!

준수: 짐깐만!

유천: 나 쌌어. 기분 좋었어?

준수: 다 끝났어? 나 실망했어.

---

유천: 난 너가 좋아 미치껬어!

준수: 귀잖게 굴지마.

유천: 너 없인 살 수 없어!

준수: 꺼져!

유천: 준수야! 준수야아아아아아아!!!!

THE END.

Highlight for English translation:

Chun: dude, what’s up?

Su: what are you doing here?

Chun: can I join you?

Su: I’m not interested.

Chun: you givin’ me attitude?

Su: what did you just say?

Chun: … you have a beautiful body.

Su: you’re a dirty man.

Chun: do you wanna come back to mine?

Su: go home and masturbate!

Chun: you shouldn’t say things like that.

Su: …sorry! Forgive me.

Chun: let’s go! Just for coffee. Your eyes are beautiful.

Su: …you win.

---

Chun: junsuyah… you’re sexy.

Su: oh, I’m embarrassed.

Chun: don’t be shy. I wanna touch your butt.

Su; pervert! I’m still a virgin.

Chun: don’t worry. I’ll be careful.

Su: kiss me!

Chun: junsuyah… junsuyah… I wanna suck your balls.

Su: yoochunah! that tickles!

Chun: I love you.

Su: …

Chun: you smell nice.

Su: if you don’t use a condom, I won’t do it!

---

Chun: oh, it feels so good!

Su: more! More!

Chun: touch me!

Su: harder, faster!

Chun: I’m coming, I’m coming!

Su: wait!

Chun: I came. Did it feel good?

Su: are you finished? I’m disappointed.

---

Chun: I’m crazy about you!

Su: stop following me!

Chun: I can’t live without you!

Su: get lost!

Chun: junsuyah! Junsuyaaaaaaah!

THE END

why?

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:40:02 GMT

Just... why? XD Chun, you idiot ♥

whaaaat.

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:11:25 GMT

Whoever is posting music on their ~*JaeHo*~ fic - please, stop D: It keeps making me jump when I refresh the page.

itunes meme part 2?

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:54:47 GMT

I just did that iTunes meme thing again because I can't sleep and I've had enough of writing robosu today. So! Seven flashfic type things.

Pairings/whatever, in order: JaeSu/Changmin/YooSu/HoSu/YooMin(YooSu)/Frank&Gerard/Gen(implied YooSu?)

I blame iTunes shuffle for making me write such random stuff! But be proud of me, I wrote other pairings than YooSu? O:

Bye Bye Beautiful - Nightwish

Junsu drags the knife along Jaejoong’s skin, marvels at the paper-white skin and the bluegreen flaw of veins. Jaejoong flinches underneath him but can’t stop a moan from escaping. The heat between them is too much for Junsu to take, blood making the sheets sticky and damp. They’re both so hard it hurts.

You’re sick. Yunho said once. Those scars are still red hot.

Junsu gasps as Jaejoong presses down with a blade, jerks as he licks the blood from the scratch.

Being beautiful isn’t a sin, nor a curse. Junsu paints Jaejoong’s dead-like eyes with the colour of love. Jaejoong draws a noose around Junsu’s heart.

X

Civilise the Universe – Ozzy Osbourne

Changmin keeps his head down and runs. He dips and weaves through tall silver buildings, dark windows with darker secrets behind. Never looking back, Changmin moves with a steady pace. One man can’t change the world but a single grain of sand can tip the scale.

They’re looking for him, he knows. He can hear the choppers above, cutting through the starlight, searching with artificial life.

When Changmin reaches the edge, he turns his head and smiles. With one foot stepping into nothing, he’s alive.

X

Bewitched – Rufus Wainright

Junsu tips his head back against the door and closes his eyes. The faint strains of Yoochun’s latest love-song-to-break-your-heart filter through the gap between wood and floor. They both can’t sleep for the same reason.

Junsu ponders the exact moment of the breakdown, the one second in time when he gave in and took the road less travelled.

He takes a deep breath and begins to sing. Nonsense words, long vowels bleeding into one another. Yoochun falters in the room on the other side, a little skip of minor into major.

They both know Yoochun won’t open the door. Even if he did, would Junsu still be there?

X

Our Friend Lazarus Sleeps – I Am Ghost

He sits on His throne, pale mouth and elven face. Junsu wonders if he’s ever seen something so terrifyingly beautiful. He stands, His eight legs unfolding and carrying Him with frightening speed towards Junsu.

Junsu stumbles and falls back, eyes wide and black.

“You’re the devil.” Junsu whispers.

He laughs, eyes blinking rapidly. “Is the devil as beautiful as I?”

Junsu doesn’t answer. One of His legs rises and strokes Junsu’s cheek. Junsu tries his hardest not to flinch.

“What brought you down this path?”

Junsu swallows hard. “I love her. I can’t stand it.”

He smiles knowingly. It’s like the worst nightmare Junsu’s ever had.

“Would you do anything? Would you give yourself to me?”

Junsu nods.

He brings forth a jar. “Look inside.”

Junsu peers inside and feels his blood freeze. This colour is darker than black.

X

Somebody’s Me – Enrique Iglesias

“I wonder if he’ll ever realise.” Yoochun sighs and presses his face into Junsu’s stomach.

Junsu sighs and strokes his fingers through Yoochun’s hair. “If he doesn’t, he’s a fool.”

Yoochun lets out a hot breath against Junsu’s body and fidgets. “How did I not fall for you?”

“Because I’m far too good looking for the likes of you.”

Yoochun snaps his head up and laughs when he sees Junsu smiling down at him.

“Of all the girls in all the world, I had to ignore every single one and develop feelings for Changmin.”

Junsu pokes Yoochun in the cheek. “You’re an idiot.”

Yoochun twists and throws himself down beside Junsu dramatically. “Will anyone ever love me?” He says it lightly, bravado over emotion.

Junsu tuts and looks away. “Somebody does.”

X

Covered in Rain (live) – John Mayer

Gerard sits on the bus steps and smokes his last two cigarettes down to the filter. He flicks the butts out across a sea of gravel, mossy islands growing in between. It’s starting to rain, that annoying first stage of drizzle that does nothing but irritate your eyes and hair.

Fingering the greasy strands of his hair, he sits back and smiles when the door swings open behind him. Heavy footsteps fall down two of the stairs before a warm weight settles behind him, short legs sliding to fit round his body awkwardly.

“S’fucking cold out here, man.” Frank says hoarsely. He coughs, a hacking choke that vibrates through Gerard’s own chest.

“Then go back to sleep, asshole.” Gerard grins and leans back into Frank.

“Can’t,” Frank laughs. “Bunk’s all spacious and cold without you.”

Gerard snorts. “Fuck you.”

“If you like.” Frank says nonchalantly. He clasps his hands around Gerard’s neck and presses forward so their bodies are flush against each other. “I’m sorry.” He says softly.

“Maybe it was for the best.” Gerard murmurs.

Frank hums in agreement. The rain picks up, enough to make a difference.

X

Oops!...I Did It Again – Britney Spears

“Remind me why the fuck we’re doing this?” Jaejoong yells over the music.

Yunho snorts and laughs. “Because you look good in red?”

Snarling, Jaejoong flips Yunho off. “Don’t lie to me, Jung Yunho.”

“Okay!” Changmin’s laughing voice cuts through the music. “Filming soon. Are you ready for your close up, Mr Kim?”

Jaejoong counts to ten in his head and reminds himself that he’s doing this for the love of Junsu and Yoochun. He adjusts his blonde wig and sighs.

“Aaaaaand action!” Changmin calls.

Jaejoong takes a deep breath and stalks forward, pout firmly in place. He stumbles and falls on his ass.

Yunho hangs off a nearby chair and kills himself laughing. “Oops, you did it again!”

Jaejoong wants to kill them all. Right after he gets out of the fucking red catsuit.

the fic to end all fic! (this entry will be in all caps. sort of)

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:01:37 GMT

AUGHHH. OKAY. SO. I have a fic rec. Everyone who likes DongBang or BigBang needs to go read this NOW.

Junsu's Demise (The Big Bang Theory) written by the GLORIOUS scribete!!

It is actually my most favourite thing ever. THEY ARE SO CUTE. AUGH. She is so amazing that I flail and cry at her over MSN every time we speak 8D PLS GO READ THE AWESOMENESS AND PESTER HER FOR PART FOUR ;; ;; ;;

NEW OTP. AUGH. ♥

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:25:36 GMT

Friday I'm In Love
Jaejoong/Yoochun
~600 words
Inspired by The Cure :D
For junyoo - happy birthday, darling! :* ILULONGTIME ♥

The week starts like this:

Monday is a busy affair. The weather is hot, the sky too blue, Jaejoong’s eyes too black. You watch him flirt with everyone in sight; laughing at Junsu when he gets toilet paper stuck to his shoe, touching Yunho’s arm during filming, whispering in Changmin’s ear. You feel melancholy and stupid, moodily inspecting the dry skin on your elbow to avoid the silk glint of his hair. He’s not feeling well – he only forgets you when he doesn’t want you to see. The sun slides over the horizon and Jaejoong seems to follow, slipping out of your vision. You hang your head and stare at the ground.

Tuesday and Wednesday feel like you’re dying. You have two days off from being Korea’s Number One Flower Boy Smiling Angel Micky Yoochun. Two days to be Yoochunnie, hyung and dongsaeng to those who love you. You stay in bed the entire time, listening to Jaejoong’s screaming laughter and the smack of skin against skin as he plays with Changmin. Soulfighter is the only word on your mind as you stare at the walls. There’s a tiny heart, drawn in the space between a Lindsay Lohan poster and a magazine pull-out of your own faces, teeth and eyebrows blackened by Junsu. It’d look like a dot to anyone else, but you know, and he knows. Roommate. Your own heart feels like it’s breaking.

Thursday is the day you fight. He’s sick of your moods and your jealousy. You stare past him because you know it annoys him. It’s irrational, you’re irrational. You both know it. He tells you that you’re immature, a fool, worse than Junsu and Changmin put together. You tell him I don’t care about you today just to see him tense up. It’s a lie, worse than the time you broke your grandmother’s vase and blamed it on Yoohwan. He leaves and it’s not even noon. The day hasn’t started and now it never will. You sit and stare out of the window. You don’t let yourself cry and you try not to think.

Friday is better. You wake up with a smile and it feels alien on your face. He dresses up for you; the shirt he knows you love; the jeans that make his legs look a million miles long. You swallow heavily and he laughs, eyes alight with the promise of later.

You find him again at night, dancing around the kitchen chairs wearing sweats and one of Yunho’s old vests. You laugh at him and join in, both of you twisting and tripping with four left feet. The others might tease you, but you think dancing is easy when it’s just Jaejoong to see you. He leads you over to the fridge, swinging hips and rolling shoulders. He opens the door and you stand on the other side while he rummages around the shelves. He straightens up and curls his lips. Your heart skips a beat just before he scoops up half of Yunho’s chocolate cake and smears it over your mouth. You stare at him. He just laughs and kisses you, sugar melting on your tongues. He doesn’t like sweet things, but he likes you. You break away and smile at the chocolate spread over his face. He lifts the plate of remaining cake from the fridge and kicks the door shut. You raise your eyebrow at him and then groan when a bottle of death sauce appears in his other hand.

“Thank god it’s Friday,” he whispers with a smile.

It is, you think, because Friday I’m in love.

the virjjjiniaaa~~~~

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:05:00 GMT

OMGGG BEST THING EVERRR. VIRGINIAENGLISHCHUNCOMPILATION!

rec time :D

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:49:01 GMT

If y'are a YooSu fan (and even if you aren't), please go and read THIS by scribete. She is amazing. Worship her.

It is quite honestly the best thing I've read in so long. Man, I wish I could write like that. And it's longfic! Ilusm, longfic. ♥ the otp.

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:00:07 GMT

So I was looking at all the crap that XiahSoul bought for 'Su this year and:

...they bought him a Boyzone album! Their greatest hits! XD This makes me happy in a way that is kinda scary.

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:41:05 GMT

*dies in a pile of giggles*

Exploring The Human Body episode 5 = WIIIIIN♥ I think I finally appreciate Donghae like I should and Siwon&Min&Hyuk literally ROFL just omg Shindong ksjhfshj YEHSUNG omggg I died.

/my life

a plea to TVXQ fandomers?

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:24:41 GMT

PLS TO BE HELPING ME

...Now that I have you attention X) I actually do want your help! So I write fanfiction, right? Well, I try to anyway. ANYWAY. I've been in a block for ages and now I want to try lots of little things! So pleaseplease:

Prompt me? With anything. A word, a quote, a picture, a scenario? Pleaseplease let me try and unblock myself. ~~but ask me to write HoMin/JaeChun and I might slap you.~~ I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. You can prompt as many times as you like! Help a sister out :(

Um. Here's a little thing I just wrote to bribe you with!

I get a kick out of you
Junsu/Yoochun
G

On the first day in Bora Bora, it’s hot and they’re allowed half a day to relax. Yoochun takes off his shirt and sits on a little raised platform above the sea. He slides headphones over his ears and watches the water, and the sky, and wonders which of the two holds any colour.

He starts when his headphones are pushed off and someone, Junsu, says, “Yo.”

“Hello, ugly.” Yoochun responds, rescuing his music player and setting it down.

Junsu is staring at him. “You’re pale.” He says, and looks away. “Pale like a girl.”

“You’re creepy like a pervert.” Yoochun says, and lies down so that his spine realigns with the hard wood.

“Shut up,” Junsu laughs. He leans back on his elbows, t-shirt sleeve rubbing against Yoochun’s bare arm. “Pale freak.”

“Pervert.”

“Dandy boy.”

“Short!”

Junsu laughs again. “Jealous.” He says, and folds his hand into Yoochun’s.

“Yeah.” Yoochun laughs too and watches the water and the sky reflect each other.

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:09:19 GMT

Oh my gooooood I have to leave in about 45 minutes to work on my presentation and I've done no work, I'm not dressed and UGH whaaaaat.

But.

Had we but world enough
^ Everyone, please go and read this masterpiece by mimei.
Even if you're not in the fandom, and you don't know who TVXQ are (you poor, poor people ;D) -- please read it. One of the best pieces I've read in a while. And, um, there are TWO of SU. This should be enough incentive for anyone to read. It's beautiful and emotional and disturbing, and it's perfect.

:D

And hey, I never rec fic! Go read it! It distracted me from Katherine Mansfield this morning :D

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:56:01 GMT

LMFAO dragonlady4 MADE THIS FOR ME.

!!!!

We look good together.

léche moi et fait moi jouir

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:44:16 GMT

I love my best friend ♥

dragonlady4: if I was a man
dragonlady4: you'd make my balls ache

:D?

I'm on a huge 王力宏 kick tonight omg. Judy gave me this pirated cd thing from China with loads of his songs from different albums :3 Much love.

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:26:37 GMT

WTF IS THIS?

Seriously. I need this dvd. And HoSu. And everything.

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:09:25 GMT

dreamsofastoria and junyoo!

東方神起 'SHINE' Photobook DVD

Enjoyyy bbz! && anyone else who can't use CB? idk D:

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:57:03 GMT

From dbsg:

JUNSU from 東方神起
「Rainy Night」
「今も君が好きだよ」語りかけるように歌う、ジュンスのボーカルが光るソロ曲は、なんとユチョンが作曲のミディアムチューン。ストレートに愛を歌います。
He sings like talking "I still love you", Junsu's solo song shows off his vocals brilliantly. It's composed by Yoochun and is a medium tune song. He sings straight about love.

*jumps up and down* YOOSU.

Just sayin'. Ugh, I am so excited for this.

sarah saturday!

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:31:50 GMT

It's sort of annoying that the 'Souls always make everything better.

This song is appropriate!

I absolutely love this mood icon!

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 00:21:11 GMT

SPAM :D

Yoochun with chicken makes me rly, rly hot. Someone should write crack!Yoochun with chicken. Maybe YooMin >D

Anyway. Back to watching. Twenty four whole minutes of BBQ goodness!

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 00:25:14 GMT

I swear, someone must have slipped funny pills into my drink today. KIRSTY, I BLAME YOU.

All myself and junyoo seem to do is talk filth or spend hours going AHAHAHA LOL at each other. WIN.

That was pretty much all I wanted to say. Oh wait! I actually finished reading HP7 too and I love it, it is perfect. Yes.

How is everyone?!

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:18:13 GMT

HOMO JA NAI~! says:
and your airplane thing
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
might work better if you use su jnr instead
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
just sayin'
~Princess~ Susu is SEEING MCR says:
open wide
~Princess~ Susu is SEEING MCR says:
for suju?
~Princess~ Susu is SEEING MCR says:
dude
~Princess~ Susu is SEEING MCR says:
how are you gonna fit them all in?
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
LOLLLL not SUJU
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
you fool
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
Su Jnr
~Princess~ Susu is SEEING MCR says:
WHAT IS THAT
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
suju would choke me to death
HOMO JA NAI~! says:
JUNSU. JNR. HIS CUTE LITTLE PENIS Y/Y
~Princess~ Susu is SEEING MCR says:
............

XDDDDD